The Crazy Cow

Poem - Crazy Cows

There was a cow that lived on a lake
He was brown and frowned and was left to bake
The cow drank milk and accepted his fate
So the cow hung himself and fell in the lake
The cow should of never lived on a lake
And cows dont drink milk and they certainly dont bake
So here you read about a suicidal cow
But now he's probably homicidal now
So don't make fun of frowning cows
For his ghost may come to kill you now O.O